What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water