What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water