French Man Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude