What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Previous Random Joke Next

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears get at raves?

Mauly.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French pole vaulter?

A Leap Frog

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.