What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.