What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.