Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

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What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What' the bare minimum?

One bear

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.