Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!