Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution