Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar