Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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What did one druid say to the other?

Bear with me...

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!