Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent