Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution