Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.