What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter