What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

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