What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.