Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.