Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!