Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets