Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Previous Random Joke Next
Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you do if your computer hums?

Tell it to change its socsks!

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Pteradactyl Jokes More Pteradactyl Jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent.