What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

Popcorn Jokes More Popcorn Jokes

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!