What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.