What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

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What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.