What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!