What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!