What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.