How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.