How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)