How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks