How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.