Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers