Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.