Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.