Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE