Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

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