What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Prague Rock.

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Because he was married.

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On a boombox.

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Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Pig Latin

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ecausebay ronyiay

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!