What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Meet Patty"

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Hip-pop.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.