Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

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Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions