Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone