Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.