Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.