Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions