Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord?

C Minor