Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.