Stevie Wonder Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why can not Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...?

At least I'm not black"

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What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord?

C Minor

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

offensive) Because he's black.

How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook?

With his EyePhone

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

In blind spots.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile?

Because he's better than you.

What is Stevie Wonder's favorite key to play in?

C minor

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The more you twist them the harder they get.

What goes click-click-click..."Did I get it?

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They coalesce

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He gets a little cross.

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Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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He was always Stalin in his manual!