Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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What's black, blue and doesn't look too well?

Stevie Wonder

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.