Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Who's driving?

Immigration.

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Stevie Wonder Jokes More Stevie Wonder Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!