Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions?

A Navajo.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

Ray Charles Jokes More Ray Charles Jokes

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

Stevie Wonder Jokes More Stevie Wonder Jokes

What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

Single People Jokes More Single People Jokes

How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day