Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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How do single people honor valentine's day?

By Celibating!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day