When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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Why didn't the spaceship take off?

Becuase it was astronauty

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.