Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call a space alien in a hoodie?

Treyvon Martian

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams