Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!