When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?

She grated it.

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.