because she couldn't control her pupils
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To get to the other slide.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
None, that's what students are for.
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
She was cross eyed.
Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D
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What do you mean?
Mr Bus.
Mr. Buss
Mister bus
A private tooter
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
She grated it.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
A PDF file.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Because he was Haydn.
Miss Carriage
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Her scar pupil.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
The teacher marked him absent.
Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)
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Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
They go off on tangents.
Because there is lots of school spirit!
Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Because he'd D graded her.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.
Because she was a private tutor
Just planning ahead...
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
She draws a smack!
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
The number of the car that hit him.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
A pizza can feed a family of four...
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
It wasn't her job to educate people.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
When it's turned into the teacher.
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
A: She was beside herself.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
Teacher: Because it's 90 degrees over there.
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
Student: A teacher!
Mr. Bus (think about it)
The teachers tend to Babylon.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Fight for your right to padre
A humdred !
There's a clock on the stove.
Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Because people are dying to get in!
She got ahead of herself.
Anthrax.
my supply was short.
Tarrif-ied.
He was delighted.
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
We Can't Alope
Rabbits habits.
A receding hare-line!
