Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
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A hundred dollar bill.
It bucked!
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A waist of money.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
First we steal two Eggs
Weekend at Bernie's.
Yes he was.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
They can feel it in their bones.
He didn't give a hoot !
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
My iPhone 6.
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Give them a hand !
A buck an ear.
Under a buck
Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.
Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."
