How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

What is the deadliest bear?

Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out.

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!