How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots