How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.