How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.