Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother?

Look, Ma! No hands!

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Why do Asians have squinty eye balls?

Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright...

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."