Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Which Asians have the softest skin?

Laotians

What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

Dirty Hand Jokes More Dirty Hand Jokes

Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA