Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

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Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA