Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why can't Asians make white babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Dirty Hand Jokes More Dirty Hand Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.