What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row?

Because they don't believe in the KKK

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing