What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing