You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
Cello?
A symphony
By believing in itself.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Shomething'sh Amish..."
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
You're going to have to be a little patient.
PIC on someone your own size!
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
What are our scientists doing
