You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
A: A really big moth!
He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands
He gave her a ring.
A party line!
They don't believe in higher powers.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
This is not a drill.
It had a plane to catch.
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
PIC on someone your own size!
What are our scientists doing