What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!