Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
