What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies