What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.