What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.