What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

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Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Ukrainian Jokes More Ukrainian Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Parliament Jokes More Parliament Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.