Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.