Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.