Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

she got Holm schooled told me to go here .

Why did the skeleton not go to his prom?

he had noBODY to go with.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.