What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.