What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.