What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.