Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots