Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

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What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"