Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots