Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots