Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!