Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Red Shirt Jokes More Red Shirt Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.