Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.