Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die