Because red shirts die easily.
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Because they all wear red shirts
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Your mailbox is missing!
Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
With a crowbar.
Because they are such Kling-ons.
Because it's the future.
Because they kept retweeting.
Weasley twins are 50% off
Hot pants.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
The octopus because it is well armed.
Because they always miss their target!
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe