Red Shirt Jokes

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Star Trek Jokes More Star Trek Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do we want? Racing car noises! When do we want them?

Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win