Because red shirts die easily.
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Because they all wear red shirts
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
A: Both crews were marooned.
Because they gave him Aang-xiety
Claude!
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
Because it's the future.
Because they're already Finnish before the race even began
we're walking four abreast."
Because people are dying to get in!
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because you start wearing less and going out more
Muay Thai