Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.