Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe