Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die