Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.