Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom