Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.