Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.