Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.