Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Tony.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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Because it's Syria's business.

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You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

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Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !