Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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How do you call a Jamaican mountain?

High ground

What do you call a Jamaican squid?

Calamarley

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What is the number 1 activity to do in Syria on Trip Advisor?

Leave.

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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Why was christopher never in the same place?

Because he's always Walken

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.