Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens