A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
5 minutes talk to wife.
There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.
Very syrias
Dead parents
Because it's Syria's business.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Middle East
Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis
Because they can't Peruve they're citizens
