Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Syria Business Jokes More Syria Business Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.