Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!