Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!