Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens