Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.