Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."