What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!