Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What did one flag say to another?

What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.