Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...