Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.