Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.