Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What are you?

Broke.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?