Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

dos y dos

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.