Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.