Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.