How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

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Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.