What do you call a ship that drives itself?

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!