Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.