Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.