What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

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What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.